i-fight-zombies’s name means: 1) Owns a large collection of shota. 2) Mankind’s savior.
welp.lolchesto69’s name means: 1) A fine gentleman. 2) Likes homo.
mkaybb’s name means: 1) Suspected of being homo. 2) A very charming person.
Can’t be mad at that.
thosefuckingangels’s name means: 1) To put on panties. 2) Posing in front of the mirror.
mishafer’s name means: 1) Suspected of being homo. 2) Super do-S.
seventored’s name means: 1) Seems nice, but is just a pervert. 2) Gone down the wrong path in life.
SUCCESS
mcgregors’s name means: 1) To let your imagination run wild. 2) Forever alone.
cramitwithwalnuts-ugly’s name means: 1) Tells bad jokes. 2) To gain a harem.
juanita is so ethnic so i have to be juanita every time i say juan i am ETHNIC AND EXOTIC!!!!
Farriswheels means 1) likes homos 2) suspected of being homo.
jesus
clouds-in-my-coffeee’s name means: 1) To evolve into your final form. 2) Will never be popular.
Well… okay. #foreveralonegif
1) A waste of oxygen. 2) To do shindans all day.
heroineoftime’s name means: 1) To transform into a hentai. 2) Vehement stalker.
Alright then…
maybe-dead-cat’s name means: 1) Not wearing any. 2) Tells bad jokes.
Basically canon.
(Source: kotesticle)
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
(via evilangel579)
Sergei Rachmaninoff (1873-1943)
Russian piano badass, composer extraordinaire, and brooding man of your dreams.
Love me some Rachmaninoff.
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
(via 17dvds)







